Can I just say... I do this in conversation all the time? I'll start telling a hypothetical story and it'll just go off on this complete tangent.

...it's awesome.

You know what? He should give up on this and just try to buy a different online company. Like maybe a blog or photoshop contest website. No wait, An Ihop. Then the duck can have all the pancakes he wants whenever he wants them. And then they should get a subway franchise. So that Arthur can eat Sunchips for free. Because Mitch Hedberg once said that Subway give away free Sunchips to ducks. So that the ducks can have free food from the subway. But unfortunately the escalator has broken down and temporarily turned into stairs. An when I got there the sign said "Sorry we're closed" and I felt like why are you apologizing for this. It's midnight, you probably just wanted to go to bed and have a life outside of making sandwiches for people. Oh geez, my mind is wandering.

The combination of Roy, Buttersauce and Tibbins just made me crack-up. Classic.

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I reckon he should buy into Tim Horton's and take over Canada.