-Sheldon- The Internet Comic made from real California pixels.
-Read SHELDON- It's the LAW!
-If your baby could talk- they'd say READ ME SHELDON!
-Sheldon. Believe the hype.
-Jesus is coming. In the meantime, there's SHELDON.
Jesus is coming. Sheldon is already here.
What would Jesus do? He'd read Sheldon.
-Sheldon. What your wife almost called you in bed last night.
-Read Sheldon. Keep Dave Kellett out of food service.
-You would read Sheldon...if you loved me.
-Sheldon. Like a warm tropical breeze. (except there's no breeze and you don't actually go anywhere)
-A 10-year-old billionaire. A Grandfather's fight against feelings of worthlessness. A duck's overwhelming desire to speak. A pug's search for respect. A lizard's one-word vocabulary. Oh, yes. There will be blood.