Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (181 comments)
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ispeakkeener


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 10:10 AM (#41786)

Sheldon: Awesome sauce, for nerds, by nerds.


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punxking


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 10:47 AM (#41787)

Dave,

I just wish there were some way I could successfully sum up how happy Sheldon makes me. Seriously, the strip is a little bright spot each day. Thanks man!

-Friends. Family. Squee.
-All for fun and fun for all.
-A veritable clown car of giddy excitement.
-Because nerds got heart.


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Ikcor
Ikcor



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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 11:10 AM (#41788)

Sheldon: What the duck?

Sheldon: Made for kids, but you'll like it, too.

Sheldon: Young entrepreneur on the loose.

Sheldon: Smart, safe and fun.


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Aar0n


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 11:32 AM (#41790)
Here are some more.

Sheldon: It's what Christ would've written had He been a cartoonist.

Sheldon: Will give you the ability to fly. Guaranteed!*
*not guaranteed

Sheldon: Where lizards' dreams come true.

Sheldon: Free swag tomorrow!
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K4hl4n


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 11:59 AM (#41792)

Sheldon Comics: Funny like an encyclopedia wrapped in duck!


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peet


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 12:10 PM (#41793)

Get 100% of your daily Squee in just one strip!


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Shalaina
Shalaina



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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 12:15 PM (#41794)

Sheldon - Funny, Furry, Free!

Sheldon - May Contain Traces of Duck, Pug or Lizard.

Sheldon - It's All It's Quacked Up to Be!


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cyberbum


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 12:55 PM (#41795)

Sheldon: Awesome Sauce for the Whole Family.

Sheldon: More Squees Than You can Shake a Stick at!

Sheldon: Why the heck not?


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racecar


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 12:56 PM (#41796)

*Ahem*

"(And if you're having registration problems, just e-mail me. The signup system runs like a 1988 Chrysler LeBaron, sometimes.)"

Whaaaaaaat?!

Well. I do take umbrage with your errant simile, sir.

and so do THESE people:
http://www.allpar.com/eek/LeBaronCoupe.html


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NDStegs


From: Linthicum Heights, MD

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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 02:44 PM (#41800)

Sheldon: So that comic strips of nerds, by nerds, and for nerds shall not perish from the earth.


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Splinky


From: Just look. You'll find me eventually.

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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 03:29 PM (#41801)

Sheldon: More fun than something slightly less fun!
Sheldon: Now even awesome saucier!
Sheldon: 2,663 attractive readers can't be wrong!
OR
Sheldon: 2,663 attractive readers can't be wrong! (Well, they could. But the odds are astronomical!)


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Official_lamp


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 03:42 PM (#41802)

Sheldon: He bought Peru, but he won't have to buy your heart!

Sheldon: Press eye to screen for free cornea washing.

Sheldon: The "S" is for super!


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stsapph


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 04:18 PM (#41803)

Sheldon: The cure for Mondays

Sheldon: Your daily does of Squee

Sheldon: Home of the BBQ Chicken Latte

Sheldon: For the Oso in all of us

Sheldon: What company?

Sheldon: No cats (yet)

Sheldon: For the love of squee


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stsapph


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 04:41 PM (#41804)

Sheldon: Ducks, Lizards and Pugs (pick two)


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studcake


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 05:32 PM (#41807)

My two cents as a long time reader, first time poster.

Sheldon: 10% cerebral, 90% pug.
Sheldon: Making IKEA look better than it actually is.
Sheldon: All Klingon jokes, all the time.
Sheldon: Ducktastic! Duckalicious! And there’s a kid.


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MarlowePI


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 05:42 PM (#41808)

Sheldon: Frrrr!

Sheldon: Too good for syndication.


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Atlas


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Jan 2008
Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 06:25 PM (#41810)

Sheldon: He won't do your taxes or a root canal.

Too obscure?


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eroomba


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Mar 2008
Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 06:47 PM (#41811)

A few more:

Sheldon: With friends like these, who needs YouTube?

Sheldon: You'll laugh all the way to his bank.

Sheldon: Free smiles, all around!

His pockets are lined with comedy gold.

Alright, I'll stop now...


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Cappy_Red


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 07:53 PM (#41815)

Cmurrin probably beat me to the punch, but here's another one:

Sheldon: Only the dog is overhyped.


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torydillo


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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 08:30 PM (#41816)

Sheldon: It's what's for breakfast!

And for fun:
Arthur: All that and a bucket of worms!


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cmurrin
cmurrin



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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 09:42 PM (#41817)

Sheldon: like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts


--
Chris Murrin

http://www.mxyzptlk.com

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Official_lamp


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Mar 2008
Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 09:48 PM (#41818)

Sheldon: Why waste no money reading other free strips?

Sheldon: More laughs then your lungs can handle.

Sheldon: Guaranteed to protect against vampires, aliens, and ducks.


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johnfm


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Feb 2008
Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 11:09 PM (#41819)

Sheldon: ...And you thought your life was dysfunctional

Sheldon: Laughter, intrigue...Is that a talking duck?

Well, That is all I have right now. My muse has left the building!


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Shalaina
Shalaina



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Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 28, 2008 - 11:54 PM (#41820)

Read Now and Get This Fantastic Cheese Grater Free!*

* kidding!


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Official_lamp


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Mar 2008
Re: Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip! (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, March 29, 2008 - 12:27 AM (#41822)

I know its a rip but....

Sheldon: Bet you can't read just one!

I had to say it!


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