You know what? I'll tell you.

If he had any other human friends like another boy his age to play with, he might not do stuff like this. We could give him a really esoteric name too like Agamemnon or Dante.

Or better yet if he had a summer job, like say running a multi million dollar software company. He would be too busy to do stupid things like this.

Hey, How about it? Isn't it time for the Semi-annual "Don't you have a large company to run" strip yet?

Snark Sense... tingling...

...ceaselessly tingling, unfortunately...

Sorry, I didn't type it in a sarcastic mood.

No doubt he will be playing with Dante (who is currently visiting his Grandmother in Poughkeepsie), and running a multibillion dollar software company. But the vital thing about starting a summer reading program is it gets him to the library - coincidentally, right around the time of the ALA annual meeting...

Dante is a bad influence on Sheldon.

Who do you think probably turned Sheldon off to books in the first place?

;-)

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/030509.html
http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/021017.html

sorry:

HERE [sheldoncomics.com]

and

HERE TOO [sheldoncomics.com]

Nope, I don't think sheldon would listen to dante, but if dante came back we could see el stapelero,stick boy, and the duck, possibly at sheldonsoft.man that would be cool.