You know what? I'll tell you.
If he had any other human friends like another boy his age to play with, he might not do stuff like this. We could give him a really esoteric name too like Agamemnon or Dante.
Or better yet if he had a summer job, like say running a multi million dollar software company. He would be too busy to do stupid things like this.
Hey, How about it? Isn't it time for the Semi-annual "Don't you have a large company to run" strip yet?
on the internet, "fair use" means "anything I don't think I should have to pay for."