Sheldon has made a ridiculous mistake here. Broccoli is not stormtroopers; broccoli is TREES. And he's not a T-Rex; he's a GIANT.

Granted, stormtroopers/T-Rex is funnier, but I wanted to lay out the proper way to muscle down vegetables, for any readers who still haven't read Anne Lander's Guide to Choking Down Nasty Foods.