"KIll all the lawyers" (3 comments)
Metta
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posted Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 02:18 AM (
#44864)
Countdown to someone insisting the quote is actually recognition of lawyers as upholders of free society (10...9...8....)
(Actually, it simply amounts to a lawyer joke, told by a character whose contributions to the play are almost entirely one-liners. Shakespeare had his share of fun at lawyers' expense in other plays, too.)
Re: "KIll all the lawyers" (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 09:17 AM (
#44873)
1. What fo you call two dead lawyers? A start.
2. Why don't lice bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.
3. How do you save a drowning lawyer? You don't.
4. Why do people become lawyers? Because they can't meet the integrity standards needed to sell boiler-room shares.
5. Why is it best for laboratories to experiment on lawyers instead of rats? Some people actually care about rats.
aah, even typing the 'L' word that many times makes one feel grubby....
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Re: "KIll all the lawyers" (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 04:06 PM (
#44875)
What do you call 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in dirt? Not enough dirt.
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Re: "KIll all the lawyers" (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, September 23, 2008 - 10:39 AM (
#44891)
Lawyers will replace lab rats for three reasons:
1. No shortage of lawyers.
2. Lab assistants don't become attached to them.
3. There are just some things you can't get rats to do.
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