1) I outsourced to somone with a slightly less Fabulous rum. Fsh-aaw!

2) With only two more species we legally constitue a wildlife preserve.

3) In my defence, he came free with the bailout.

1) He knows his squee,
he speaks lizard.

2) ...look on Sheldon's face when his staff is replaced by rhinos...
priceless.

3)... she can type, and she gives a great back massage...

2) Are you sure that the R of DRM stand for Rhino?

1) I have to agree with Hubert on this one, even with the credit crisis you just can't buy Texas

2) I guess it was this rhino that saved the company from that credit crisis... (trailing >) Would also explain why no other company survived BUT apple

meh, don't know if they'll actually fit, but they where on my mind.

"You know the play we had planned for the christmas party? She's signed up to play Jesus ...or Edward Scissorhands if Jesus is already taken"

"No. I checked, he's real."

You didn't mind when he was telecommuting..

I'm just waiting for Ace Ventura to climb out of his butt.

What? He's a ringer for the company football team! I found him in San Diego.

1. He'll also mow the lawn for you on his lunch break.

2. This is what happens when you codename your new software project "Rataxes".

3. I signed a lease with the Rhinoceros Party of Canada. This is their Manitoba HQ now.

"I had a choice between hiring him or one of the Wall Street mortgage lenders."

"I told you developing that Infinite Improbability Engine was a bad idea."

Really?!?

She's not much on touch typing, but she really runs through the red tape.

"Fine. YOU try telling him he didn't get his dream job. I'll be hiding in the filing cabinet."

I know they're saying you'll need tougher skin for these markets but, I really think we may be off track here.

now before we continue, dont make any sudden movements or stare, it makes him skittish.... you're stareing sheldon

And here is my 3rd :) 3)I absolutely, sincerely, onestly tell you that I didn't know that Rhino Biggins is actually a Rhino...

...and you have a talking duck. So, what's your point?

Last one:
"Is it me, or does the office feel a bit cramped today?"

1. "Shhh! He's our token gay!"

2. He needed a job - with all the Gary Larson layoffs...

3. "Very speciesist of you to assume that all 'African Americans' have to be humans..."

His application said he types 50 words per minute. Now I'm not so sure.

3) Okay, so she isn't as good at typing as she was at the complaint department, at least now we won't be sued so often.