(Here I tried to put a less than + 3 (heart), but it thought it was a tag. sad)) Best.... ever.... lol
"He's pretty much a hunt and peck typist, but he's got a incdredible nose for details."
1. I think Sheldonsoft's diversity program might need some tweaking.
2. I'm not sure which is more endangered, Fred's species or his 401(k).
1) Does he charge by the hour, by the day, or does he just charge you?
2) And just think-- we can play ring toss on our breaks.
3) You should have hired an elephant -- they never forget how to spell!
Here's my three!
"Type? . . . No, he said he could make pancakes."
"Gramp is just mad because the rhino ate his choco fudgies."
"If only you'd let me hire Catherine Zeta-Jones."
1.) I don't think we're going make it past Steve Ballmer's personal assistant.
2.) What?! Hi! I didn't think you were coming in until noon.
3.) Gee...you're here kinda early today...Meet Bob...