First entry. I'll come up with more as they come to me
"I was wondering the same thing...how DOES a wooden chair support a rhino?"
"The mascot for my new political party is helping write our platform. So far we agree the bailout is bad, but goring bad bankers is okay."
Not an entry just a comment. I was telling my husband about this contest and he walks in, sees the picture and immediately cracks an old Bill Cosby joke, "Just to prove people are weird, I went out and bought a rhinoceros." Sounds like an Arthur thing, but it's all Bill.
I immediately started rolling through my mind all kinds of jokes.
Here is my first one:
1)Don't just stand there Sheldon, greet the little working Rhino, not everyone is a billionaire like you
Ok here goes. My first attempt.
"We've run the numbers twice.
Sheldonsoft CAN buy Wall St.
then just think giant SLIP-N-SLIDE!"
And for the record I like the "he says he's a PC" and "so getting an audit!"
"No, I really don't think that explaining Carl Sagan to me is going to work for this one."
"I don't think this temp agency likes us."
And my favorite:
Ok I may have a few good ones:
1. "She says her title is pronounced 'Wreck-u-tary'... Oh, and she wants a raise"
2. "... and I have a camera pointed right at him! Best video ever, in 3...2...1"
3. "He says he's noted your complaint and is giving you a 10 second head start..."
(if there's room in the beginning of #2... add "...the laptop keeps crashing Vista")