What are you talking about, there ia not an elephant in the room!

What are you talking about, there is not an elephant in the room!

#1. See what happens when you outsource the secretarial pool?

"So... have you heard the one about the rhino who walks into an unemployment office...?"

No, I don't think there's an endangered species tax reduction.

1. "I'm trying to teach McCain how to use a laptop."

2. "When are you gonna stop messing with nature?"

3. "Outsourcing's one thing, but this is too much!"

Just imagine the merchandising.

Hold on, this reminds me of a joke.

Numero Dos!

"I told you he wouldn't get the 'charge card' joke....or the 'tickling ivories' one.

And that one ALWAYS kills..."

And my final shot!

"Hey, at least he has fewer wrinkles than Abe Vigoda!

Uncalled for, but none-the-less accurate."

My first entry:

"Before you start throwing around words like 'senseless' and 'irresponsible' I have three little words for you: I. CAN. EXPLAIN."

My second entry:

"We're never going to see the end of 'stuff-I-bought-with-the-Black-Amex-card-while-dru nk' are we?"

Its official. You have waaaaay too much money.

My third and final entry:

"Well, workplace diversity you've got, but now you're going to have to seriously upgrade your healthcare."

I dreamed this was my child.

This is international employee from Afric?

When I left, Flaco was sleeping on that chair...

"...but on the other hand, he DOES have a wonderfully rich telephone voice."

"What comes next, a Megalosaurus?"

"Okay, seriously? Gramp NEEDS to cut down on the coffee."

I told you not to read those Warcraft spells out loud!

This has the potential to be the longest discussion thread on the website. I'm guessing 10 plus pages.

"What!? With today's economy how would YOU suggest we protect our assets?"

He just needs to e-mail his mom and let her know where he is.

They wouldn't let him use the machine at the library.

"Have you seen my Bonzai plant? It was on the desk this morning."