"I was told we needed to hire more minorities!" possibly add:(He's not just a minority, he's ENDANGERED!)
#1 You know the monkeys and Shakespeare? Boy here puts out Stephen King, by himself.
#2 Dude, you gotta stop hiring ex Google employees.
1. The Economic crisis hit the Zoo pretty hard, so they are doing temp work now.
2. C'mon... you remember Bob, you went to his wedding.
3. We've seen a 95% decrease in complaints since Bob started.
Yes he looks like a Bob to me. :D
"So I take it you have noticed the elevator problem..."
"What? The Make-A-Wish Foundation thought it was a great idea."
"So are you seeing what I'm seeing?
2) "'A rhino for a secretary is NOT normal' complains the billionaire boy genius to his dashingly handsome talking duck."
3) "And you thought today was going to be boring."
"Ok, so if a bunch of monkeys could potentially produce Shakespeare, just imagine the masterpieces just one Rhinoceros would come up with."
"Aw, why'd you have to say that? Now she'll waste days here just browsing the yellow pages for plastic surgeons."
These suggestions are with sincere apologies to O'Reilly Books:
I will reserve my last try for later. ;-)