"Elephino!"

"You can lead a rhino to a laptop, but you can't...oops, forgot the metaphor."

"His feet are a slight disadvantage, but think about the tax breaks!"

"Last time I saw Flacco he was sitting on this cha--"

"Chuck Norrsoris?"

How did the rhino beat the wino, hellifino, but she is better looking.

"What? He has great memory. Or was that elephants?"

I don't Know about you - but I am out of here when he starts to CHARGE us!

"What? You said we needed someone with a thick hide to handle the Vista-related calls."

- You can lead a Rino to a Laptop, but Vista will drive him to drink!

"You *have* to hire him! Endangered species act."

"You know, maybe it isn't such a good idea to hire over the phone."

What ever happened to hiring monkeys?

"The doctor said Gramp has a rhinovirus. He should be okay in a week."

"I told you we should have bought the elephant, but you had to be cheap about it, didn't you?"

"Um... can you come back later? We'd prefer that you not see what we're doing in here."

YOU SEE NOW HOW A PONY
WOULD HAVE MADE MORE SENSE.

"He's actually a heck of a lot more literate than most Youtube users, to be honest."

first thing that came up to my mind (and hoping it's not the last):

"Let's face it: if I can type without thumbs, why can't HE do the job? That's discrimination!"

"Now she can't see past the end of her desk, but I'd rethink that "Serengeti musk" body wash you've been wearing"

are you trying to kill us all?
stand back!!!

he is alergic to nerds!!!

I know I suggested you try out Rhino, but this isn't what I meant!

He cited a proximity to Russia in his résumé .. I don't know, it seemed like enough at the time.

(or perhaps)

Maybe if we add a little lipstick?

First entry:

This will never beat Leopard, Tiger, Panther, or ANY of those cats!

No worries...he's anthropomorphic.

1st: Whaaat?! I needed someone to handle the phones.

if you are going to pay him by the pound I deserve 4 tons of ding-dongs, ho-ho, and cookies to compete for my wage also.

2nd: Don't worry you're actually unconscious again.

3rd: You went to Africa and all I get is this crummy rhino?!