Re: 1st-Ever Sheldon Caption Contest! (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, September 30, 2008 - 11:36 PM (#45236
Fun contest! Here's my three:
The joke twister:
"Hey, why the long face?"
The normal joke:
"The messages used to fall off the Hippo's nose"
"Hah! And you said a Rhino would never be on the Mac!"
Some of my favourites so far:
I took away his credit card, but he's still got his Paypal.
I know, who uses pencils anymore?
When I said 'We really need a new receptionist,' did you say, 'I know' or 'Rhino'?
This is Morty, he is half Elephant, Half Rhino. What is he doing here? ELEPHINO!!
His job at the china shop was outsourced...
I would have hired a regular accountant, but he's much better at handling all of the charges
No, it's rabbits that are good at multiplying. Rhinos need excel.
He charged less than the other lawyers
Except for the goring, things are working out pretty good.
Love this thread! Love the fact there's still more than a week of it still to go!