When I first read about the contest, I thought you wanted us to edit in the caption ourselves--which I did. Then I found out that wasn't the case. I don't wanna let what little work I put into them to waste, so I'll just link them from the quotes.

"When they said that your new marketer was a rhino, I thought they were just making fun of him for being fat [flickr.com]."

"I wonder why there isn't a political party that doesn't use a rhino as its mascot [flickr.com]."

"I think I've figured out why those TPS reports [flickr.com] haven't been coming in one time."

I love Arthur's little quips after the punchline, so I included one here. It is entirely optional.

1) It's called a symbiotic relationship. I eat the ticks off his back and he updates my blog. (aside: ain't nature grand?)

Second:

"Vista... explained"

Since I am a Dr. Who fan....

How am I supposed to know what, "Fro jo flo ro so yo clo vo uo!", means? I don't speak Judoon!

"New customer service guy, said he has tough skin."

#1

Nothing I say right now is going to make this situation any better, is it?

#2

You're home early.

Okay.. here are the two I can think of right now...

"You said your secretary had rhinoplasty done, but that's a bit much!"

" The new PR guy may be a bit thick-headed, but he gets the job done."

There you have it. I have one more to think of, but I am going to take my time on that one.

Fun contest! Here's my three:

The joke twister:
"Hey, why the long face?"
http://www.dmjump.net/horse.gif

The normal joke:
"The messages used to fall off the Hippo's nose"
http://www.dmjump.net/messages.gif

The uber-geek:
"Hah! And you said a Rhino would never be on the Mac!"
http://www.dmjump.net/rhino.gif

Some of my favourites so far:
I took away his credit card, but he's still got his Paypal.
I know, who uses pencils anymore?
When I said 'We really need a new receptionist,' did you say, 'I know' or 'Rhino'?
This is Morty, he is half Elephant, Half Rhino. What is he doing here? ELEPHINO!!
His job at the china shop was outsourced...
I would have hired a regular accountant, but he's much better at handling all of the charges
No, it's rabbits that are good at multiplying. Rhinos need excel.
He charged less than the other lawyers
Except for the goring, things are working out pretty good.

Love this thread! Love the fact there's still more than a week of it still to go!

No ways! A talking rhino, thats soooo cool!

3) So, what's the point of having a horny secretary ?

Sorry if the joke doesn't work, Internet is broken...so does my English!

Bravo monsieur Kellet!

I figured if they could teach an elephant to paint...

1) (whistling) hum de dum de dum...
Nice weather, isn't it?

2) It's always MY fault, isn't it

3) YES, i traded gramps in at walmart... Salesman says he looks better in a bath towel

"Look, I have no idea where this bear market you keep talking about is"

second one for me:

"He did say 'All your bases are belong to us' when I first met him. I mean, c'mon, how can you resist to that?"

hopefully this hasn't been posted before. sorry if it had, couldn't search through it right now

Here's my shot

I don't care how thick skinned he is I'M NOT FIRING HIM!

"And that's how I helped save Christmas '98."

He said he wanted to borrow your computer to enter some caption contest.

"Yes we have a new receptionist, but your Janitor just quit..."

Seriously it hatched from my egg

Seriously,it hatched from my egg

Oh, yeah, and the company nurse said there's some kind of rhinovirus goin' around. . .so you might wanna stock up on some hand sanitizer, there, Steve.

If you made HIM talk too, I'm outta here!

1. Don't think rhi-NO - think rhi-YES!

2. We're gonna need a bigger keyboard."

3. It was either this or that job in the china shop for him.

(1) I figure within a year we'll put those smug Helper Dog people right out of business!

(2) I'm just saying you might notice some extra charges to the corporate account this month.

(3) You've known me too long to actually be surprised with how this turned out!