Does this mean I get a promotion??
"Shhh! He's going for the world record!"
"I'm pretty sure the company voice recognition program needs an upgrade."
"I REALLY underestimated the creepiness."
"Well rich lawyers need hawt secretaries too ya know!" (aside- I'd keep the bugs off her back anytime, if you know what I'm sayin'...)
"What no tall leggy blonde? I'm not sure if I should be relieved or worried."
2. ) So the zoo has a work release program.
Who would have guessed?
3.) I know they say that the business world is a Jungle, but this is taking it a bit too far.
WhatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s next and Elephant in the mail room. No wait that could work.
The 80 words per minute one cracked me up... But the first that hit me was:
"Now we've just gotta outsource 100 more of these babies and we're gold. Seriously..." Variations on the words may apply - but its something that I really think Arthur would say. Oh, and also, the "seriously..." should be written as a trailing off small print thought outside the voice bubble.
I might post more later.
1. I fired the elephant in the room and hired him instead. He works cheaper and takes up less room.
2. ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s all part of our ongoing plan to replace all employees of Sheldonsoft with animals.
Okay.. my final two... *gulp* wish me luck, bloodthirsty competitors *wink*.
"... and that's how I saved the world from the Mongolian Death Worm. Oh yeah, and about the rhino. Nice guy, he's a temp."
I like it for the fact that it doesn't incorporate the picture at all - except that you can imagine Sheldon asking him about the rhino and him going on a long story about saving the world :p.
"He's a terrific accountant, but we're starting to run low on keyboards."
I ran out of ideas lol.