(Here I tried to put a less than + 3 (heart), but it thought it was a tag. sad)) Best.... ever.... lol

"Man! Dave Kellett has really let himself GO!!!"

"The temp agency told me he'd only be six bucks an hour."

She wants us to call her "Moneypenny".

I told you about the independent film.

Could be he's harboring some resentment at us.

Never "Rick-roll" a Rhino.

"He's pretty much a hunt and peck typist, but he's got a incdredible nose for details."

1. I think Sheldonsoft's diversity program might need some tweaking.

2. I'm not sure which is more endangered, Fred's species or his 401(k).

You forgot to put the sign up again.

1) Does he charge by the hour, by the day, or does he just charge you?

2) And just think-- we can play ring toss on our breaks.

3) You should have hired an elephant -- they never forget how to spell!

Best wishes,
-Lisa

Here's my three!

"Type? . . . No, he said he could make pancakes."

"Gramp is just mad because the rhino ate his choco fudgies."

and
"If only you'd let me hire Catherine Zeta-Jones."

Second Entry:

If you give a rhino a laptop, he's going to ask for a palm pilot...

I did ask for a Klingon. This is what the temp service sent... I am not sure we are communicating.

I did ask for a Klingon. This is what the temp service sent. I reckon they don't speak "geek"...

Sorry. I don't want the bold one. I tried to make it stop posting, but it was too late. My third entry is number 45387. Not the one before it. Sorry.

Now we've both told you, but for the third time it's spelled S-U-B-T-L-E, schniekies.

This would be much more ironic if we weren't trying to avoid the elephant in the room.

Oh, he knows how to type, morally he just can't type that.

Last Entry now, well percolated:

So, hiring Lehman Brothers ex-employees, huh?

1. Only types eight words a minute but he's a heck of a stapler

2. Can we get him a headset? He can't pick up the phone...no thumbs

1.) I don't think we're going make it past Steve Ballmer's personal assistant.

or

2.) What?! Hi! I didn't think you were coming in until noon.

or

3.) Gee...you're here kinda early today...Meet Bob...

So this won't help your Rhinophobia..?

Third Entry:

Ever wonder what would a Ryno do? Wonder no more!