So yeah, Sheldon is a 10-year-old billionaire. Try not to stare.
This caption won't win unless Dave for some reason loves the movie The Gods Must Be Crazy, but I had to use it.
"No one else on this floor wanted to be the fire prevention officer."
Quote from the movie:
Narrator: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.
2. YOU tell her rhinoplasty doesn't mean what she thinks it means.
3. Great Googly-moogly!! Your secretary has put on a little weight hasn't she?
Look, if an infinite number of monkeys can produce the works of Shakespeare, one rhino can come up with a cartoon caption.
She's not much of a typist, but she sure is easy on the eyes.
(and my personal favorite) numero 3:
That's it. No more resumes from the Marlin Perkins temp agency.
Well, THAT explains the current banking crisis.
Wow, Gramps really had a bad reaction to that Rhino virus vaccine, huh?
Maybe you should add a check box for not human next time....
1. "He said he could save me $100's on my taxes!"
2. "Interesting; perhaps, weird, ehh I've seen weirder in this strip."
3. "Well it makes sense now, I thought you said: 'Ned from accounting was a Wino!'"