So yeah, Sheldon is a 10-year-old billionaire. Try not to stare.

Shh.. I wanna see him drink that coffee.

Well, according to his calculations, Sheldonsoft is $4,23q.epo in the hole.

Turns out it's only got one big key.

Not only that, but he doesn't know how the pencil got there either.

This is our new temp Ryan. (He does NOT go by Ryno. I already asked.)

The second part is in a smaller whisper font.

This caption won't win unless Dave for some reason loves the movie The Gods Must Be Crazy, but I had to use it.

"No one else on this floor wanted to be the fire prevention officer."

Quote from the movie:
Narrator: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

YOU tell him this isn't Kevin and Kell....He won't believe me!

"Of course he gets company benefits."

That's my second caption by the way. If you're keeping track.

ARTHUR: "And...he...uses...the mouse...how?"

"Would you want to tell him he's fired?"

*2nd entry*

ARTHUR: "THIS is the new intern???"

"Type? African or Sumatran, I think."

*3rd entry*

ARTHUR: "This is my cousin - Jasper. He's new."

2. YOU tell her rhinoplasty doesn't mean what she thinks it means.

3. Great Googly-moogly!! Your secretary has put on a little weight hasn't she?

numero 1:
Look, if an infinite number of monkeys can produce the works of Shakespeare, one rhino can come up with a cartoon caption.

numero 2:
She's not much of a typist, but she sure is easy on the eyes.

(and my personal favorite) numero 3:
That's it. No more resumes from the Marlin Perkins temp agency.

"It's not what it looks like...just hear me out..."

Times is hard..."Rhino-accountant" hard

So thanks to you he has the mind of a rocket scientist and the digits of a lamp post. This isn't ending well for that laptop.

No, it's just his accent, he definitely said "Squeee".

Hey Sheldon! I've found Grandpa's teeth! (and I'm not gonna be the one asking for them back....)

Well, THAT explains the current banking crisis.

Wow, Gramps really had a bad reaction to that Rhino virus vaccine, huh?

Maybe you should add a check box for not human next time....

1. "He said he could save me $100's on my taxes!"

2. "Interesting; perhaps, weird, ehh I've seen weirder in this strip."

3. "Well it makes sense now, I thought you said: 'Ned from accounting was a Wino!'"

I needed a fact-checker, and they were out of elephants.

"At least he's faster than the unau."