Sure he can only type 3 words a minute. But, who's going to fire him?!

" This is Morty, he is half Elephant, Half Rhino. What is he doing here? ELEPHINO!!"

He had a VERY impressive resume...

Nose-horn here would like to know how to spell rhinocerontas.

So, any weird side effects from your 100 cups of coffee in a day experiment yet Sheldon? Sheldon?

This is the real reason syndicated cartoon editors are so endangered.

1. we need to talk...

2. ever wonder what partisanship breeds?

3. I'm just as upset as you, I specifically asked for a hippopotamus.

"Aren't you glad you don't work in PC repairs? I sure am..."

Okay, here's the first one, definitely will have two more to come.

"I swear he's more qualified than he looks."

I was talkin to the blond in HR about this Smashing Pumpkins song...

Its funny how many of us signed up today to do this....including me! But I really should have signed up earlier than this, love the strip...anyway, here are my meagre offerings

1. Oh great...there's a rhino behind me, isn't there...

2. Don't ask me, he just came in and said "Squoo"

3. He came free with Yahoo

1) He's qualified. Really. He used to be John McCain's political adviser.

we're insourcing

"Sure he's a rhino...but can he do my taxes?"

So... Carmen Electra wasn't available huh?

True, but at least no more Microsoft solicitors will make it across the lobby.

His job at the china shop was outsourced...

2) Say what you like, I still think he's a better hire than the analysts at Wall Street.

I guess that rhinovirus is going around, huh?

He is a hard worker however the lack of fingers makes typing impossible!

"This is the guy who won the caption contest!?"

I knew we needed a new secretary, but hiring Paris Hilton?