First entry. I'll come up with more as they come to me

"I was wondering the same thing...how DOES a wooden chair support a rhino?"

"The mascot for my new political party is helping write our platform. So far we agree the bailout is bad, but goring bad bankers is okay."

Second one...

"He debugs computers. They call him, the Rhino Anti-Virus."

Not an entry just a comment. I was telling my husband about this contest and he walks in, sees the picture and immediately cracks an old Bill Cosby joke, "Just to prove people are weird, I went out and bought a rhinoceros." Sounds like an Arthur thing, but it's all Bill.

"Well, 'Because he's a RHINO' wasn't valid grounds, what with our Equal Opportunity Employer status."

"He says he's a PC. I'm not sure exactly what that means, but we should probably move to another line."

I immediately started rolling through my mind all kinds of jokes.
Here is my first one:
1)Don't just stand there Sheldon, greet the little working Rhino, not everyone is a billionaire like you

Uh, Oh, thought of another one:
2)Really, where do you find these secretaries? i thought the zoo banned you.

I think that in my first joke "Little" can be replaced with "average"

You are soooo getting an audit dude!

Uh.....Bannanas

Awesomesauce, caption contest!

1)"Say, I don't remember you hiring Gramps to work at your company."

The resemblance is uncanny...

I didn't know you voted Independent.

"I didn't do it"

Ok here goes. My first attempt.
"We've run the numbers twice.
Sheldonsoft CAN buy Wall St.
then just think giant SLIP-N-SLIDE!"

And for the record I like the "he says he's a PC" and "so getting an audit!"

"No, I really don't think that explaining Carl Sagan to me is going to work for this one."

"I don't think this temp agency likes us."

And my favorite:

"Man, WHAT?"

What?!

I wonder how long that cup is sitting there.

1)He said he was as good as Einstien
2) Are you sure we should be lettng this guy do our taxes? (as an aside- cos seriously he looks a little lost)

I understand he's a great accountant, but how's he supposed to answer that phone?

(Any grammar mistake in this and the previous entry was NOT intentional)

"I hired him because you never acknowledged the elephant."

or a different way

"I figured since you never acknowledged the elephant in the room..."

Okay, that's a venti mocha with soy milk, a short savannah grass smoothie, and ... you want somethin' from Starbucks, Sheldon?

Ok I may have a few good ones:

1. "She says her title is pronounced 'Wreck-u-tary'... Oh, and she wants a raise"

2. "... and I have a camera pointed right at him! Best video ever, in 3...2...1"

3. "He says he's noted your complaint and is giving you a 10 second head start..."

(if there's room in the beginning of #2... add "...the laptop keeps crashing Vista")

"He just got promoted. He used to work in the mail room which would explain a lot"