Of course, I'll be the first one to point out that your Better Half is far prettier than you are, eyeliner or no.
OK: First up, me as Cap'n Crunch, from two or three years ago....
Next up: Gloria and I as tropical dancers. We called it "Halloween...Con Fuego." The mustache and flavor-saver, I'm happy to say, were real. The eye-liner, not so much. But Lord above, I was hammin' it up all night with that outfit. I think the last pic is my favorite, just for sheer ridiculousness of facial expression.
Anyway, this year both Glo and I had a few projects distracting us from our typical costume extravaganzas, but I think we managed to pull out a last-minute "win" over our Option A...which was "not doing anything at all". Pics forthcoming!
...And in the meantime, Happy Halloween!