What! The "What's with the unicorn?" didn't make it? That was the only one I found really funny :(

Sheldonistas! It's time to vote!
After well over 1,000 entries, I've narrowed down my favorite 15 captions. But before I pick the final winner, it's time to hear *your* picks! So vote below, and let's see which caption(s) offered up the biggest laugh.
Here's the good news: Sheldon readers are funny, funny people. From the 1,000+ entries, there were a heckuva lot that made me laugh out loud. I was able to narrow down my favorite 50-70...but getting down to these final 15 was really, really hard. So your feedback, below, is especially welcome before I choose the winner -- 'cause there are a lot of good ones in the mix.
A huge thank you to everyone who participated: I hope you guys had as much fun as it seemed. I think we'll do this once a year or so -- lots of people got very excited for it. And I really enjoyed reading through 'em! So thank you again!
Now go vote! We'll keep the tallying open until midnight on the 21st.
| 4% (167) | Turns out it's only got one big key. | |
| 11% (387) | ...But on the other hand, he DOES have a wonderfully rich telephone voice. | |
| 8% (277) | C'mon... you remember Bob, you went to his wedding. | |
| 3% (133) | Psst. She asked if we have dental. Your call. | |
| 4% (161) | You didn't mind when he was telecommuting. | |
| 5% (193) | This is awkward. I can't remember if we dated or not. | |
| 11% (386) | Don't think rhi-NO - think rhi-YES! | |
| 1% (53) | Edward's in charge of the charge accounts. | |
| 1% (55) | He's been Googling "rhinoplasty" all day and making his horrified face. | |
| 12% (410) | Well it makes sense now, I thought you said: "Ned from accounting was a Wino!" | |
| 7% (265) | We've seen a 95% decrease in complaints since Bob started. | |
| 3% (117) | He charged less than the other lawyers. | |
| 7% (259) | So then I said 'Man, I hate rhinos' ... There's one behind me isn't there? | |
| 10% (354) | Only types eight words a minute but he's a heck of a stapler | |
| 5% (186) | "Get my Secretary on the horn?"...I thought you said "Get a Secretary with a horn!" |

