Bad experience with the nog as a child, Dave? Laugh and pass some through your nose? Maybe Aunt Ethel's homemade eggnog was a touch underdone and gave you the trots?
Eggnog is fine for a winter drink. Especially with a long shot of rum in it.
Come over to the Nog Side, Dave. Embrace the egg. It will make you powerful beyond your wildest dreams.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.