I'm looking for the strip where Dave talks about what hospitals would be like when Microsoft takes over the managing of the records. I remember some key words from the strip -- "I AM A DUDE"; "You're an Asian woman with gout"; Clippy saying "It looks like you're attempting the impossible!" -- but I can search for all those keywords and not get a single hit. I know it's out there, but my Sheldon-fu has left me stranded. Does anyone have a link to that particular comic?

Thanks, all!

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