I had to send this to my sister (who is the mother of three boys ages 3, 3, and 4). Personally, I am too intelligent to have children, but I love having telephone conversations with my sister. Every five seconds she yells out something like, "NO! Don't play over there! It smells like fish over there!" or "NO! Don't jump off your toy car while it's moving!" or "No, you can't have any cheese until you've pooped. Go poop."