I had to send this to my sister (who is the mother of three boys ages 3, 3, and 4). Personally, I am too intelligent to have children, but I love having telephone conversations with my sister. Every five seconds she yells out something like, "NO! Don't play over there! It smells like fish over there!" or "NO! Don't jump off your toy car while it's moving!" or "No, you can't have any cheese until you've pooped. Go poop."

Personally I hope all the intelligent people don't STOP having children, but to each his own I guess.

I don't know why, but I just find the term "Coconut Bra" really funny-- like, to me that's a punchline in and of itself. Maybe I'm weird?

Being a parent is hard. But when you see your child growing in a nice way/condition all the hard work is worthy.
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