Well, clearly we need to see a picture of your "Nick Nolte" pumpkin!
Also: You will be happy to know that I got a pumpkin that does indeed look like that one photo of Nick Nolte.
Also: You will be happy to know that I got a pumpkin that does indeed look like that one photo of Nick Nolte.
I have the perfect solution. I'm not buying a pumpkin. Maybe it's that I'm British and curmudgeonly and not American, German (they take it as seriously as the Yanks), or overly sensitive to popular culture, but I couldn't give a stuff for Halloween.
As me and the family were out pumpkin shopping I asked my wife if we could get a Nick Nolte pumpkin. Apparnetly, she's not a big Nolte fan. We did end up with one that looks OK as long as the bad said is against a wall.
Ha! I think you meant deep fried snickers. Those things are disgustingly sweet. Like funnel cake meets donut meets an entire trick-or-treat bag's worth of melted candy that you find in your trunk on November 6th.
My pumpkins always look as if they were carved by Charlie Brown, so I let my grandson do it.