posted Wednesday, December 16, 2009 - 09:31 AM (#50496
Top ten celeb mustaches (of 2007):
"You may be saying,
Wait, that's a beard, he can't be in this list! But you'd be a danged fool.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard.
His mustache has overpowered the rest of his facial hair and claimed the entire face as it's own.
And it deflects bullets.
And woos the ladies.
And cures cancer."
"Chuck Norris is the worlds best actor because Chuck Norris' mustache is the worlds best acting coach."
"The shadow from Chuck Norris' mustache can accurately predict the length of winter to within 4 seconds. The groundhog has been rendered obsolete."
"Chuck Norris' mustache could cut a razor. And doesn't really believe in evolution."
"Chuck Norris' mustache carries a grudge."
"Chuck Norris' mustache once killed a Great White shark."
And on and on and on... ;-)
Black holes are where God divided by zero.