Census (3 comments)

Census

Friday, March 19, 2010 - 03:51 PM

Lots of census-takers, census-cartographers, and census-statiticians have written in saying they've enjoyed the last two days of strips, which is great!

Related question: Who knew so many census-related employees read Sheldon? Guys, all I ask is that when you get my returned census form, you don't call me on the fact that I put down "Breen" as my race. IT IS A LEGITIMATE RACE IN STAR TREK.

NecroSen


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Re: Census (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, March 20, 2010 - 02:07 AM (#55414)

I work down the hall from one of the census district offices. I'm pretty sure they have a staff of at least 5 to 10, with untold numbers of other workers trained to go door to door later in the year to conduct the survey in person.

Multiply that out to every district in the country, add the federal administrators coordinating the whole shebang...

Eh, screw the math. We ALL work for the census. Please, won't you become... one of us? 0.0


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Re: Census (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, March 21, 2010 - 07:03 AM (#55422)

In the last UK census (2001) 390,000 people declared to the prodnoses that their religion was Jedi.

A week ago staff at an unemployment office where having a visible face is considered a reasonable requirement (unless of course you are a muslim woman or a muslim terrorist escaping disguised as a muslim woman) requested a 'client' to take off his hood. He cliaimed to be a Jedi and insisted that the hood was part of his 'Jedi robes'. The staff were told to issue a formal apology. I kid you not.

England - where surrender to the loonies continues apace.


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Re: Census (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, March 21, 2010 - 08:02 PM (#55424)

I'm not sure I could resist the temptation to do the Christopher Walken census skit if a census taker came to my door.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtuPvwBa2U


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