Dave, you know this subject too well. Gotten into a bad jar of peppers, have you?

Mine was kimchi, and if there is anything nastier on earth than hurking up bad, winter kimchi, I have yet to hear of it.

As Bill Cosby said, in "Himself";

"And you would not be surprised... you would NOT be surprised to see your SHOES coming up..."

"Horrrrkk"!

That is the single most expressive thing I've seen for weeks. #8-D

Wait till he gets to the part where you start checking for a spleen or a kidney, because that is left are organs.

Haha! Tainted Tamales is indeed an EXCELLENT name for a punk band of any sort, let alone a punk mariachi band.

I wonder what punk mariachi would sound like?????

Can't be as bad as the echo of your "hurk" coming back at you off the porcelain of the potty, though.

Wow, eerie timing.

I've just now regained the ability to look at my computer screen without sunglasses.

Note: Even if you like doughy pizza, it's better to burn DiGiorno's to a crisp.