Food poisoning (6 comments)
posted Wednesday, June 02, 2010 - 12:33 AM (
#56118)
Dave, you know this subject too well. Gotten into a bad jar of peppers, have you?
Mine was kimchi, and if there is anything nastier on earth than hurking up bad, winter kimchi, I have yet to hear of it.
As Bill Cosby said, in "Himself";
"And you would not be surprised... you would NOT be surprised to see your SHOES coming up..."
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Re: Food poisoning (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 02, 2010 - 02:13 AM (
#56119)
"Horrrrkk"!
That is the single most expressive thing I've seen for weeks. #8-D
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Re: Food poisoning (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 02, 2010 - 06:22 AM (
#56120)
"Mine was kimchi..." Mine was tainted tamales (which, as a side note, would make an
excellent name for a punk-mariachi band). I was producing things I was pretty sure I hadn't eaten in months.
Re: Food poisoning (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 02, 2010 - 11:18 AM (
#56121)
Wait till he gets to the part where you start checking for a spleen or a kidney, because that is left are organs.
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Re: Food poisoning (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, June 03, 2010 - 06:25 AM (
#56127)
In Response to Psylent1 (#56121):
"Wait till he gets to the part where you start checking for a spleen or a kidney, because that is left are organs." "Wait, don't flush! Isn't that your
kidney?!?" "Meh. I've got two."
Re: Food poisoning (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, June 03, 2010 - 10:38 AM (
#56128)
Haha! Tainted Tamales is indeed an EXCELLENT name for a punk band of any sort, let alone a punk mariachi band.
I wonder what punk mariachi would sound like?????
Can't be as bad as the echo of your "hurk" coming back at you off the porcelain of the potty, though.
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Re: Food poisoning (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, June 03, 2010 - 07:11 PM (
#56132)
Wow, eerie timing.
I've just now regained the ability to look at my computer screen without sunglasses.
Note: Even if you like doughy pizza, it's better to burn DiGiorno's to a crisp.
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