The John Marshall Monarchs, with a lion(?) as the mascot.

My God. We weren't even logically consistent.

My parents graduated from Freeport High School (Freeport, IL). Mascot: The Pretzels.

Then there's Fisher (IL) High School. Mascot: The Bunnies.

I don't like the name Anastasia

Why can we have Demon Deacons but Tampa goes and drops the Devil out of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays?

In New Jersey we have some good ones...

The Haddonfield Bulldawgs (spelled like that exactly).
The Kearney Kardinals (with the K and everything).
The Millburn Millers(Oh god no don't make flour out of my wheat please!) The North Plainfield Canucks (lots of 'em in NJ I guess).
The Union Farmers.
The Belvidere County Seaters. (Really?) And the prize goes to either the Verona HILLBILLIES or the Fair Lawn CUTTERS(Lawn? Cutters? Ahhh I see what you did there...)