Oh, this soooo happened. When I was stationed with FMFLANT we'd go to Virginia Beach (much different back then), who had a Shakey's Pizza place. They had people playing the banjo and stuff, a regular little band, and the best pizza around. You could get a HUGE one too. 36 inches across. No foolin'. About ten or twelve of us would get together, go down and order the behemoth and start ordering toppings. They had it all, too. Pineapple, anchovies, popcorn shrimp, chicken, corned beef, sliced tomatoes, green onions, mozzarella, cheddar, Colby & bleu cheeses, plus all the regular toppings you see these days. Something like 36 different toppings. It was LOADED with junk, but all of it was tasty. We'd get the monster and eat it, washing it down with pitchers of beer. About once every two weeks, on payday. Each one of us got what amounted to a large pizza to themselves.

Good old days, man.