Finally! Someone with the courage to call coffee what it really is. Wet moose lip. Thank you. You have put words to what I have been trying to tell my friends for 30 years.
Was there a more nasty substance ever developed, not including eggnog?
Dear Mr. Kellett:
Have you ever actually kissed wet moose lips? Dozens of MLONA members would agree that you're really missing out. Say what you will about coffee, but don't insult our beloved Alces alces.
Sincerely,
Fredrick Farnsworth
President, Fargo Chapter
Moose Lovers of North America
Very respectfully yours,
David Bartholomew J. Kellett
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