I would absolutely buy that bear. I don't do soft toys, but a Winston Churchill bear would be amazing. There is simply no way that it wouldn't sell well, so long as you sold it here to we Brits, to my mind. Clearly this commercial failure is the result of selling to the wrong market.
1.) This new tall format for strips has been a really fun stretch. There's a lot more room to play with. Today's toy packaging, for example, just wouldn't be possible in a standard horizontal strip.
2.) It was an embarrassment of riches as to which S.O.B. Churchill quote to use, today. Might I just direct you to this strip, for example?