Sheldon Shirts!

Friends, if you're like me, and you frequently wear clothing, then allow me to direct you to these fine Sheldon shirts exclusively available at Topatoco. You're but a mere image-click away from wearing them. On your body.

"Mind of a Ninja, Body of a Manatee"

"The English Language: Carefully Cobbled Together By Three Blind Dudes With a German Dictionary"

"Knitting: It's Sitting, For Creative People"
"Anatomy of a Pug"

"Lucky Duck"

"Coffee: It's What's For Dinner"

"Fantasy Football: It's Just Dungeons & Dragons For Dudes Who Won't Play D&D"