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Caption Contest

in News by DaveKellett

Friday, November 23, 2012 - 10:04 AM

To celebrate the launch of both new books in the store, we're having a Black Friday Caption contest!

Enter your *single* funniest caption in the blog comments, below (don't e-mail or tweet it to me), and I'll pick a winner by next Friday. You'll get a signed copy of the new Pugs 2 book, and the third Drive book!

Good luck!

Clell65619


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 10:39 AM (#62413)

"I'm telling you Cobbler, that Presidential pardon comes with ALL the perks"


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Bruce_Bergman


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 10:50 AM (#62414)

I keep telling you, for a turkey ANY Black Friday Sale you can walk away from is a good one!


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queengeek
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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 10:50 AM (#62415)

"I can't believe they sold us those decoys. Harry's bachelor party is gonna be CRAZY!"


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eclcii


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 10:53 AM (#62416)

Run for your life Henry, we got the last X-Box!!


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bikelegs


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 10:57 AM (#62417)

"That was much worse than yesterday!"


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ZekeG4


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:02 AM (#62418)

"Did you get the stuffing?"


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OneSwellFoop


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:07 AM (#62419)

Well, just imagine what would've happened if we HADN'T gotten in line on Tuesday!!


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zerebruin


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:07 AM (#62420)
We really made a killing on that sale today, didn't we?
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Graz


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:07 AM (#62421)

"With all this grub, we'll show those silly humans how to REALLY stuff a turkey!"


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Jon_A_Ross


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:11 AM (#62422)

Totally worth camping out since Monday. Think of the savings!


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empathiccelt


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:19 AM (#62423)

"We actually got the last two cow-print Snuggies!"


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Aran


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:26 AM (#62424)

"Louis' excitement at scoring a great deal on Swanson Turkey Dinners was always tempered with a little shame."


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audiozobe


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:30 AM (#62425)

Weary faced turkey:
All those shirts made in Turkey, is that good or bad, you think?

Happy faced turkey:
No idea. I'm too hyped by the complimentary coffee!


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Lighting42


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:31 AM (#62426)

"That was a very well organized Black Friday sale. I didn't see any evidence of 'fowl' play."


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thetamihong


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:31 AM (#62427)

So, Black Friday really is "for the birds"!


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loganturner


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:38 AM (#62428)

"Omigosh! We survived the yearly carnage!"


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davetyler


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:41 AM (#62429)

"When I said we should relieve ourselves on that old lady to get her to give up the last iPad, I was only kidding, Norman!"


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CyK


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:48 AM (#62430)

"Hiding in the frozen section to be first in line was brilliant; but, next year, let's try dressing up as elves and chill with the Christmas decorations instead."


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Lobsterj


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:52 AM (#62431)

"The stress of surviving another year has driven me mad... for savings!"


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macsnafu


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 12:05 PM (#62432)

"Hey, look what's on sale. Ham!"


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Ikcor
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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 12:14 PM (#62433)

I'm thinking that we get Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to play us in "Cobbler and Gobbler: The Movie."


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Graz


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 01:03 PM (#62434)

"See, I told ya they'd be so used to seeing turkeys by today that we wouldn't draw any attention!"


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Davethebuck


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 01:03 PM (#62435)
In Response to CyK (#62430):

Can I vote for this one? I think it is the best so far.


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bethanyg


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 01:08 PM (#62436)

99-cent drumsticks! Amazing!


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phantalien


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 01:13 PM (#62437)

Last one to the car is Christmas dinner!


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