Ooh! Look Terence, they're having a sale! Maybe we should go back...I mean, what could the farmer have against you?

I will not come up with anything that tops this. You have my vote, sir. Dave, hand this man the prize.

What'd I say, Francis? 'Keep your head and you'll notice the better deals!'

Let us agree NEVER to speak of this again.

This proves it. We can survive ANYTHING that they throw at us!

Not only were we able to buy ourselves free, but we also got an awesome deal and free stuffing!

Do you think Windows 8 will work with claws?

"I'm telling you these earlier Black Friday Sales are a godsend. Next year we'll probably be able to hide in the stores all turkey hunting season."

All this free stuff! I told you these Halloween costumes would get sympathy from the vegetarian shoppers. Especially today!

That was fun. Now it's your turn to push me around in the cart!

"These after Thanksgiving sales are to DIE for!"

"Too soon, man. Too soon."

"You worry too much dude! I'm sure the lady you beat for the last iPad was a vegetarian."

"Hey Tom, did you see they're having a sale tomorrow?"

C'mon, Stan, it's classic humor: "Wattle we buy next?" Ha!

Despite Marge's excited gobbling about how much they'd saved, Barb couldn't help but question whether it had truly been ethical to charge in screaming, "Bird flu! Bird flu comin' through!"

Does it come with giblets?

"Good thing you decided not to buy the turkey cutlets. I heard they got Uncle Frank!"

Keep running George, I know we had to leave Freddy behind, but these deals were worth it!

I got an xbox on sale! What did you get?

"At least we got Uncle Ned back!!"

"Fly, you fools!"

"It's the third step in the process: denial, anger, then great bargains!"

We made it out again this year . Teach them to have our realtives for dinner!

Wow! Who would of thought that this early Christmas push would work in our favor.

"I can't believe how much turkey I ate yesterday!"