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Brig


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 08:32 PM (#62463)

We need to hurry, WKRP is giving out free Helicopter rides!


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muchandquick


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 08:50 PM (#62464)

Don't worry! The cashier said if we want to return anything we just come back with the receipt and a jar of gravy.


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Analyst_R_I


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 09:05 PM (#62465)

I don't know what they complain about. Black Friday beats Red Thursday any day of the week!


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TonyGG


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posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 09:24 PM (#62466)

"No fowl, no harm!"


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saikiranra


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 09:54 PM (#62467)

I see why those humans needed all the calories from Fred! All these savings are going to make me faint!


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peleg


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 10:51 PM (#62468)

If only there were some way we could get out of doing this next year.


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brovie96


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posted Friday, November 23, 2012 - 11:56 PM (#62469)

"That took no time at all! Who would have thought the store would be empty?"


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tmak94


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posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 12:15 AM (#62470)

I got a weird giant eye dropper from the culinary section! 80% off!


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deathofbarney


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 12:44 AM (#62471)

We are lucky that crowd didn't eat us alive!


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tefgara


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posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 01:53 AM (#62472)

By 2020 retailers have perfected Thanksgiving


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Mremaknu


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posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 02:10 AM (#62473)

"Even though the GPS was an amazing deal, Ed still didn't quite have the heart to remind Steve that turkeys don't migrate."


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swesson


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 03:59 AM (#62475)

You're right, Tommy--retail therapy does take the edge off survivor's guilt!


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bons


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posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 04:15 AM (#62476)

So foul and fair a day I have not seen!


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Septirath


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 05:00 AM (#62477)

"Yesterday they had one of us. Today we have them!"


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Crazyboy


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 05:44 AM (#62478)

Despite the enthusiasm of Frank, George became worried when he realized the people down the road from him were buying a new oven.


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sbell0105


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 06:39 AM (#62479)

Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble!


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Wragnaroq


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 07:45 AM (#62480)

Thank goodness the humans are still sleepy from eating Uncle Harold!


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bwgunner


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 08:36 AM (#62481)
In Response to Brig (#62463):

This was the first true LOL. Any Less Nessman reference gets bonus points.


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Mauderncreator


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 09:25 AM (#62482)

Come on George, only 4 more stores!


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Gozinta


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 09:45 AM (#62483)

"Since we didn't get stuffed, basted, and cooked yesterday, let's gobble up all the merchandise we can and leg-it on out of here with a wing and a prayer."


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cwreenactor


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 10:20 AM (#62484)

Run! Someone's going to die in that Wal-Mart, and they call us turkeys!


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bwgunner


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 11:57 AM (#62485)

And they call us, The Aristocrats!


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JoseD


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posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 02:06 PM (#62486)

Turkey On The Right:

"Phil are you still worried about not picking up your wife and kids from the Pilgrim's house last night? We couldn't loose our place in line! What's the worst that could have happened?"


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hugrold


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Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 04:03 PM (#62487)

Okay, they were distracted so we could save Bill... Wait... is that stuffing in your bag?


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RenaCresten


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Nov 2012
Re: Caption Contest (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, November 24, 2012 - 04:08 PM (#62488)

"Isn't it great! Just four more stores to go!"
That sad moment when Fred realizes he would have rather been deep fried yesterday than this...


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