Agnus was starting to seriously regret her decision to undergo the "Turducken" procedure only days before hitting the Black Friday sales.

They must never know how much we love stuffing!

I don't care HOW weird you think it is -- if you want to live past Christmas you'll bathe in this egg nog! They HATE the stuff!

"See ya next time, turkeys!!"

Those silly humans have it backwards, TODAY is thanksgiving!

"At least we weren't in America!"

If these turkey crowns fit that's sorted out the Christmas fancy dress.

"Don't worry! I'm sure those were just tofurkey."

"I've got the Who Hooblers, do you have the roast beast?"

"You know, this is probably an awkward time to bring this up, but I JUST realized the difference between my snood and my wattle!"

Aw, don't worry about that chick in there man, she was just Frigid...

I assure you comrade, this is how the humans celebrate the giving of thanks.

"Run, Turkito, run! While yesterday we cowered in fear, today we shop as KINGS!"

"See! I told you missing Thanksgiving dinner was worth it to get deals like these!"

"Get the stuffing and get out before anyone sees you. Get the stuf....ooh that's a juicy deal!"

This year I'm thankful it was Ma' who picked the short straw

"All your tofurkey belongs to me!"

Man am I glad that Black Friday sales keep getting earlier! Goodbye Thanksgiving death, hello bargains!

... and I got the deal of the year: cranberry sauce for only 10 cents a can!

I just can't take the stress anymore Meryl, my feathers a are falling out. Put on your goose costume, we're heading to Canada!

It'd be so much easier to beat the crowd if we could fly!

"Say! I've always wondered - what exactly is 'basting'?"

Well you have to admit, it's an AMAZING price for carving knives.

They said 50% off for turkeys today! This is gunna be great!