Why isn't there a poster or print of this for those of us that already know they can't afford the original?!?

The cardstock measures 17" x 11" inches and the artwork measures approximately 17" x 9" inches. It's drawn in lightfast, archival inks on acid-free, vellum Bristol stock. There are no mistakes or corrections in the artwork itself, so it will frame up especially nice.
This original art will be shipped for *FREE*, anywhere in the U.S.A! (And just a flat $5 to any point outside the U.S.A.)
Also! For the lucky Sheldonista who snags the artwork: This piece can be signed and personalized at the winner's request. This could include a personal note like: "To the coolest person I've ever met, with thanks for saving my life from sharks that one time: I totally owe you forever. All my love, Dave." Something like that. Or maybe something totally different! Maybe you'd prefer it to say "a T-Rex" instead of "sharks". TOTALLY YOUR CALL.
-- Dave