"At least we got Uncle Ned back!"
Other runners-up included ones that I thought took a sideways approach at it. I always appreciate the orthogonal approach:
Macsnafu: "Hey, look what's on sale. Ham!"
NDF: "That was fun. Now it's your turn to push me around in the cart!"
Andhedrew: "It's the third step in the process: denial, anger, then great bargains!"
...Thank you for all the great submissions! High fives all around!