Search Results for "dante" in Comics Archive
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| 17 Apr 2005 |
DANTE: Thanks, Mister Baden!
Mr. Baden: My pleasure, Dante. Good luck with the stand!
DANTE: Have you ever noticed how some blind people always have a SUPER FRIENDLY smile on their face? I think that's pretty cool.
DANTE: It's almost as if smiling is the NATURAL STATE of the human face. ...But society somehow shames us into NOT smiling.
DANTE: 'Cause if you smile too much, you're labelled as a goody-goody... or untrustworthy... or just plain weird.
DANTE: So from the time we're little, we're told to hide away our everyday joys... to look "serious". ...to act "normal"... to conform.
Mr. Baden: Dante, I was just smiling 'cause I like cupcakes.
DANTE: Hel-lo! ...Trying to make a point here!
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| 14 Nov 2004 |
ARTHUR: DANTE?? DANTE?? If you can hear me... you've just made a tremendous fool of yourself, and now have crab-grass in your teeth.
Character: DANTE (jumping), DANTE (running), DANTE (lying on lawn), DANTE, DANTE (sliding)
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| 12 Sep 2004 |
DANTE: What's with the yard sale?
DANTE: So you have to get rid of your lifetime supply of Spock ears?
DANTE: ...And your jackalope?
DANTE: ...And your talking Japanese toilet?
DANTE: ...And Switzerland?
DANTE: ...And your statue from"Lord of the Rings"?
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| 12 Dec 2002 |
ARTHUR (wearing little pants): I got them off Dante's "Mr. Tinkles" doll.
SHELDON: Dante has a MR. TINKLES doll?
DANTE: NO I DO NOT!!
DANTE: I... Uh... No, no... Uh... It's...
SHELDON: DANTE HAS A MR. TINKLES DOLL!
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| 09 Jan 2003 |
DANTE: …All right, let’s try it again. When you see this piece, how do you feel?
DANTE: Nooo… Try again. How do you feel?
DANTE: No! No! No!
(SOUND FX) (Dante hitting Sheldon with clipboard): BAP!
DANTE: Indeed.
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| 29 Jan 2003 |
ARTHUR: So Dante stole your girl?
DANTE: HEY! I didn't steal anyone's girl!
DANTE: Shel, I don't even know this girl.
DANTE: In my mind girls have always been yucky.
DANTE: I DIDN'T STEAL ANYONE'S GIRL!
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| 25 Aug 2004 |
DANTE: No. They're just dumb forks.
DANTE: Yes. Exactly. I fear your ferocious forks.
DANTE: !
DANTE: #@*!!
Character: SHELDON (poking Dante)
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| 01 Apr 2005 |
DANTE: Are you being bullied by Leonard?
DANTE: Well that's gotta stop, and I'm just the one to do it. It's time he met: DANTE'S INFERNO!!
DANTE (punching the air): Pow!
DANTE (flexing): No idea. But I sound like one bad mamma-jamma when I say it.
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| 05 Sep 2004 |
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): Stickboy cries out against his cruel lot in life....
...for the work of a superhero is never done.
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): Stickboy wants nothing more than a quiet life. Instead, he must fight a non-stop war against evil.
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): Another day, another battle. ...And another little bit of Stickboy dies inside.
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): SO MUCH BLOODSHED!! SO MUCH PAIN!
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): The battle is won, but a single tear rolls down Stickboy's cheek...
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| 22 Oct 2006 |
GRAMP: I only see one costume. ...Dante's not dressed.
SHELDON (as "Virgil"): That's cause Dante is DANTE. ...And I'm Virgil!
DANTE (whispering): I don't get it.
Character: DANTE
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| 02 Aug 2007 |
ARTHUR: Whatcha drawing, Dante?
DANTE: Hope.
DANTE: I... dunno. It's easy to draw a taco, or a jet-powered pig, or a donkey...
DANTE: But how do you draw HOPE?
...How do you visually express something that has no shape?
DANTE: I'm thinking of taping a five dollar bill to my sketchpad and writing "hope" next to it.
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| 18 Oct 2002 |
SHELDON: You can't be afraid of books, Dante.
DANTE (reading): HM.
Character: DANTE (Sleeping), DANTE
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| 19 Feb 2003 |
DANTE (Writing): A poem to Maria:
Your face is like the softest stuff that I have ever seen...
DANTE (Writing): Your voice could calm the big and tough... and even all the mean.
DANTE (Writing): Your hair is sweetly soft and... fluff? ...buff...?
...gruff?
....
DANTE: AAAARG
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| 12 Jan 2004 |
DANTE: That movie was horrible.
DANTE: It was WHAT?
DANTE: Wow. You know what I say to that?
DANTE: FRRRRRR!
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| 19 Feb 2004 |
DANTE: You're gonna sell garden gnomes over the Internet??
DANTE: You're gonna snatch helpless gnomes from their forest home and SELL them to suburban tyrants to serve as mere garden decoration??
DANTE: You... GNOME OPPRESSOR!!
DANTE: Will freedom never come for our clay brethren?
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| 20 Feb 2004 |
DANTE: I've got one! I've liberated a garden gnome!
DANTE: And now, to return you to your forest home!
DANTE: RUN! RUN FREE MY LITTLE GNOME!
DANTE: Perhaps.
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| 03 Sep 2004 |
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): Stickboy faces his most feared enemy.
This will not be an easy battle.
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): It will take ALL his courage, ALL his cunning. To defeat this foe.
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): He summons every ounce of strength, AND STRIKES!
DANTE (as "Stickboy"): Stickboy, AWAY!
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| 08 Oct 2004 |
DANTE: Yep.
DANTE: I said yes.
DANTE: ...But that's a Van Gogh painting!
DANTE: Put it back where you found it!
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| 09 May 2005 |
DANTE: Tell me what you think of this sketch. Be brutally honest.
DANTE: No... don't actually.
...I'm not sure I can handle criticism.
DANTE: No, no. DO. I need to hear your honest opinion.
DANTE: NO, I DON'T. ARGH! WHY DO I WANT TO BE AN ARTIST!
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| 20 Jun 2005 |
DANTE: Shel, don't panic.
...You've walked into a swarm of bees.
DANTE: You need to slowly, calmly walk toward -
uh-oh... a wolverine.
DANTE: Ok... ok... he'll probably just pass if you - nope. He's on your head.
DANTE: But wolverines don't attack unless AW JEEZ A SNAKE.
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| 22 Oct 2005 |
DANTE:
DANTE:
DANTE (whispering): Psst! Maybe he's going as YOU for Halloween...
SHELDON: Yes. Thank you, Dante.
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| 13 Oct 2006 |
DANTE: Check it out! Found it by the pond.
DANTE: Seriously, right?
DANTE: AND, I've been swinging it around for two hours ...hasn't broke.
DANTE: Seriously.
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| 14 Oct 2006 |
DANTE: Check out my sketch of Sheldon.
DANTE: You don't like it?
DANTE: Yeah.
DANTE: Shoo.
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| 30 Mar 2007 |
SHELDON (looking at Dante, pointing): So I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna fix all those Star Wars problems that have driven me nuts.
SHELDON (looking at Dante, pointing): No more glaring plot holes! No more stilted dialogue! No more bad child actors! I'm gonna use my company's billions and BUY Star Wars.
... and hire a writer who knows how to do sci-fi right!!
SHELDON (angry, annoyed, pointing): Dante... It's time. Get me Joss Whedon on the phone.
Character: DANTE (hands in pockets, Looking at Sheldon)
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| 03 Aug 2007 |
DANTE (holding a drawing): To an artist, all criticism feels like a personal attack.
DANTE (holding a drawing): 'Cause, see... my art is an extension of ME. It's an expression of everything I am.
DANTE (holding a drawing): And that's why you have to be careful with your jokes about my art... 'cause ... when I draw, I pour my whole heart onto the page.
DANTE (holding a drawing): Metaphorically! I pour my whole heart onto the page meta SEE THAT'S WHAT I'M GETTIN' AT
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