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Search Results for "zod" in Comics Archive
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| 18 Mar 2006 |
Ursa (General Zod's minion) (in hula hoop "prison"): General! We can NOT let ourselves be put in that glass prison again!
Zod (in hula hoop "prison"): Zod fears no prison, my dear.
Ursa (General Zod's minion) (in hula hoop "prison"): But sir..! Remember the problems we had in that thing?
Ursa (General Zod's minion) (in glass prison): Non! Put your socks back on! It smells like a wet saint bernard in here...
Non (General Zod's minion) (in glass prison): But Non need to let his piggies breathe.
Zod (in glass prison): Curse you, Jor-el! Curse you!
Character: Non (General Zod's minion) (in hula hoop "prison")
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| 20 Mar 2006 |
Zod (in hula hoop "prison"): You have made a grave error, earth-child! You have made an enemy of General Zod!
Zod (in hula hoop "prison"): I shall crush you completely! Your lands, your possessions, your very life will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod!!
Zod (in hula hoop "prison"): ZOD!!
Character: Non (General Zod's minion)
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| 28 Apr 2007 |
Zod: The plan is off. I just realized that we can't use kryptonite against Superman because... um... we're... also... from... Krypton...
Zod: I'm SO sorry about this. You guys are always there when I need you - ready to fight the Son of Jor-El . and I let you down. I can only imagine what you must think of me.
Zod (Thinking): "He is a terrible leader"
Ursa (General Zod's minion) (Thinking): He is a terrible leader.
Non (General Zod's minion) (poking tummy, Thinking): I have an innie. Boop!
Character: Non (General Zod's minion), Ursa (General Zod's minion) (smiling)
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| 17 Mar 2006 |
Zod: No... NO! Not that!
Character: Ursa (General Zod's minion) (in hula hoop "prison"), Non (General Zod's minion), Zod (in hula hoop "prison"), Non (General Zod's minion) (in hula hoop "prison"), Ursa (General Zod's minion)
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| 22 Mar 2006 |
Zod: Your little plan has failed Sheldon! Zod has escaped from your prison!
Zod: Yes... YES! But I escaped!
Zod: ...Kneel before Zod?
Non (General Zod's minion) (twirling hula hoops): Non up to fifty-three!
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| 23 Mar 2006 |
Zod: Indeed! We are kicking off the dust from this place and taking to the skies!
Zod (raising arms): Superman 2 villains... away!
Character: Non (General Zod's minion) (raising arms), Non (General Zod's minion) (raising hand), Ursa (General Zod's minion) (raising arms), Ursa (General Zod's minion)
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| 14 Jun 2004 |
Zod: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
SHELDON: Heh-heh. That's tellin' him, Zod!
Character: Non (General Zod's minion), Ursa (General Zod's minion)
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| 13 Mar 2006 |
SHELDON (surprised): Zod? What are you doing here?
Zod_: They're...They're making a new Superman movie.
Zod_: And they didn't...
um...
Zod_: It's just...not a lot of people KNEELING BEFORE ZOD, you know?
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| 30 Nov 2006 |
SHELDON: C'mon, Zod! You gotta help me out.
Zod: NO. This in no way helps me conquer Planet Hu-ston.
Zod: Hey! I've got tons of plans, all right?!? Tons of AWESOME plans! Awesomeness squared!
Non (General Zod's minion): I have trubble.
Character: Ursa (General Zod's minion)
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| 01 Dec 2006 |
Zod: We shall plan a party that shall bring the world to it's knees!
Zod: Ohh ... I see. We distract our opponents with this "fun," and then crush them!
Zod: AHA! Yes! We overload them with excitement 'til their hearts stop.
SHELDON: No, Zod! It's a party! I want people to do NORMAL PARTY THINGS.
Zod: OH HO! A different kind of suffering! They shall mill around the room, cocktail in hand, making small talk with strangers about Oprah's episode on healthy bowel movements!
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| 16 Jun 2004 |
Zod: ...I've actually been in tons of movies besides "Superman 2".
Zod: I was in "The Limey" and "Billy Bu-
Zod: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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| 14 Mar 2006 |
Zod: It's tough. Not a lot of call for "Superman 2" villains.
Zod: But sometimes Ursa picks up extra money saying her signature line for fans.
Ursa (General Zod's minion): ZOOOPAMAN!
Non (General Zod's minion): Some fan pay five buck to hear!
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| 15 Mar 2006 |
Zod: Non is still trying to shoot eyebeam like Superman.
Character: Zod (Waving, Waving away Non's fart), Non (General Zod's minion) (farting), Non (General Zod's minion)
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| 21 Mar 2006 |
Zod (in hula hoop "prison"): I'm sorry I blew up at you, Sheldon.
Zod (in hula hoop "prison"): I'm just frustrated. I haven't been getting good acting gigs these days.
Zod (in hula hoop "prison"): My last job was a glitzy national ad campaign for Oldsmobile.
Zod (in hula hoop "prison"): OLDSMOBILE WENT OUT OF BUSINESS 3 YEARS AGO!
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| 19 Mar 2006 |
Gameboard: THE KNEEL BEFORE ZOD BOARDGAME!
START --> Escape from a flying pane of space-glass! Roll again! --> You stumble upon a U.S.-U.S.S.R. moon mission that NEVER HAPPENED ... go back one --> You've found planet Hoo-Ston! Seems wet... lose a turn --> Non breaks samples in pottery barn... pay $50 --> Correct the President when he says "God." Collect 300 coolness points --> Everyone's kneeling before Zod! Rad! Go ahead 3 --> Throw the son of Jor-El into a blatant "Malboro" product-placement. Collect $26,000 --> Superman tosses you into an ice pit... go ahead 2 --> Your film career fades noticably. Takes jobs like "Smallville"... and "Pumping gas"
Character: Non (General Zod's minion) (on box), Zod (on box)
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| 02 Dec 2006 |
Zod: What if the party had a game of "pin the tail on the Son of Jor-El"? The kids love that.
Zod: Ok... how about a LIMBO version of "Kneel before Zod"?
Zod: Ok.. how about something simple, like... piñatas?
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| 17 Jun 2004 |
Zod: Um, Mr. Sheldon?
Zod: ...It's 2:30. Time for my break.
Zod: "BRING ME THE SON OF JOR-EL!!"
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| 18 Jun 2004 |
Ursa (General Zod's minion): Um, you do know we can't actually FLY, right??
Zod: ...It was just a "moovee"...
Character: Non (General Zod's minion)
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| 04 Dec 2006 |
NARRATOR: And there, at the entryway into the place stood General Zod with a stern, angry face.
Zod: Kneel! Kneel before Zod!
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| 27 Apr 2007 |
Zod: I'm sorry folks - I've, uh, gotta scoot. Here's your "Moons Over My Hammy".
Zod: Kneel before Zod.
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| 15 Jun 2004 |
Non (General Zod's minion): MY BAKE SNICKER DOODLE. ...LITTLE CRISPY.
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| 16 Mar 2006 |
Non (General Zod's minion): E-mail said to click for free pony! I click! I click so much!
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| 29 Nov 2006 |
SHELDON: Yeah... yeah...I'll call Zod.
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