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Apr 24, 2026
Apr 24, 2026

Friday Deadline for our Caption Contest!

Just a reminder…

Friday is the deadline to get your punchline in for our first-annual caption contest! So far, we have about 1,000 entries in 370 posts…but you still have time to get yours in!

To take part, first go check out the strip itself, then post your caption over in this forum post…after reading the few rules.

Reminder: Only captions entered into *that* forum post are eligible. Please don’t e-mail them to me, or post them in *this* forum post. Thanks!


Reminder! Savannah talk, open to the public!

It’s coming up fast, so I wanted to put a reminder out there for all Southern Sheldonistas within driving distance: Savannah College of Art & Design has invited my buddy Scott Kurtz and I down for a public talk Tuesday, Oct. 14th at 8PM.

The day before, we’ll be visiting various SCAD art classes to give spot lectures, critiques, and some hands-on instruction on the creation of sequential art and comics.

But here are the deets you need to remember:

WHEN: Tuesday, October 14th at 8 PM

WHERE: Trustees Theater

WHO: Open to the public. No tickets or advance reservations: First-come, first-in. (Although, the theater seats 1,100…and I doubt we’ll fill that puppy).

WHAT ELSE: Scott and I will be signin’, sellin’ and sketchin’ in books afterward, and giving out the “Limited Edition 2008 SCAD High-Fives” (Scott’s bringing 62, I’m packing 63).

WHAT ELSE, WHAT ELSE: I’m also told that a special Sheldonista will be bringing a super-duper-awesome-cake that may or may not have Sheldon and PvP characters on it.

Come on out if you’re within drivin’ distance — I almost never get to go to the South, so I hope a lot of Southern Sheldonistas will come out and say “hi”!


Boris Efimov

I just noticed, online, that the famed Soviet cartoonist and propagandist Boris Efimov died at, are you ready for this, 108.

This may be of interest to few people but me, but since I did my second Masters degree on WWII cartoon propaganda, it’s kind of a landmark: Efimov was sort of the last of the last WWII cartoonists still kickin’ around. It’s interesting to note because we live in an age where newspapers are painfully diminished in scope and impact: They’ll largely be gone in five years or so (especially now that General Motors, P&G and others are cutting back on their advertising due to the worsening recession). And cartooning, which for so long rode those circulation numbers to mass-market appeal, is a much-diminished artform in terms of cultural impact. The most popular among us, online, can boast only a 2 or 3 million readers a day.

But! Back in the day, specifically, back in the days of WWII, cartoonists were king. My chosen graduate focus, Phillip Zec, worked for London’s Daily Mirror (13 Million subscribers in 1939, 22 Million in 1948 — with a secondary readership far, far larger than those numbers communicate). He and guys like Efimov, Low, Mauldin — they spoke to tens and tens of millions of people a day. And in the way a cartoonist/propagandist can only do in an all-out, existential war…they swayed the moods and opinions of huge swathes of the populace.

So, Efimov’s passing is sort of a landmark for me. He literally is the final passing of an age for cartooning.


And the winner is…

After 300+ entries, and well over 2,300 votes in the forums, I’ve picked our winnin’ Sheldon tagline:

“The best things in life are Squee!”

Congrats to Sheldonistas AyersRock2000 for their winning submission: They’ll be getting their choice of any Original Art they want from the Sheldon archives.

Also, I should mention our two fantastic runner-ups:

– “When life hands you billions, make a talking duck.” (Which is the best summary of the strip I’ve heard in a long while.), and…

– “100% Awesome-Sauce”. (Which is a great summary of the mood of the strip.)

The runners-up will both receive invisible-but-highly-potent-high-fives-sent-over-the-internet.

Thanks to everyone for participatin’. It was so much fun to read all the suggested taglines, and I hope you had fun with it! Thanks!

Also: I should mention, in regards to Monday’s Caption Contest, that I’m aware the Sheldon Forum signup system is a bit — ahem — clunky, and I apologize if it’s given you any grief. I’ve gone in and manually “confirmed” all the new signups from the last few days…so new users should be good to go. But if you’re finding you still can’t log in, drop me an e-mail and we’ll fix what needs fixin’! “Technology: Makin’ Life Super Easy For As Long As Anyone Can Remember.”


1st-Ever Sheldon Caption Contest!

After having fun with the tagline contest (…that winner will be announced on Wednesday!), we’re jumping right in to our first-ever Caption Contest! Just fill in Arthur’s voice bubble with the knock-down funniest punchline you can think of — and you’ll win a shirt, a book, and some original art!

Here’s how it’ll go down…..

Thems the Rules:

– Everyone gets only three entries. So! I’d recommend not going-to-town and posting all three right away. Maybe take an hour, a day, a few days…and let it stew in your noggin’. You’d be surprised how jokes can transmogrify when you give them time to percolate.

– Entries have to be posted below. My poor inbox already gets clobbered, so please don’t e-mail them to me. Plus, sharing your ideas publicly is half the fun. It’s cool to see what other people come up with. (And to see who beat you to the punch!)

– Keep it clean! It’s a family-friendly comic!

– Remember that brevity is very often the soul of wit: Not only does the joke *have* to fit in Arthur’s voice bubble…I can tell you from experience that the shorter joke is often the better option.

– Have fun with it!

– But seriously: Only three entries per person. 🙂

Thems the Winnin’s:

– You have until October 10th to get your caption(s) posted.

– After that, I’ll pick my 10-15 favorites, post them in the forum for your feedback/comments, and then I’ll pick the final winner a few days later.

– The winner will get a free Sheldon book and shirt of their choice…along with the original art from the contest WITH their caption written in! Blam-o!


Google Transit

Just a public shout-out to my friends at Google: I just used Google Transit for the first time, to figure out how to get from the Baltimore airport to my hotel, tomorrow, using public transportation…and it was super slick.

Nice work, Google-folk — they may be takin’ away your super-subsidized daycare, but they ain’t takin’ away your creativity!


Baltimore Comic-Con! This Weekend!

Baltimorians! Baltimorites! Baltimoroccans! People who live in Baltimore…!

This Saturday and Sunday, I’ll be at Baltimore Comic-Con along with my fellow Halfpixel cartoonists Brad, Scott and Kris.

I’ll be giving out the Super-Limited Commemorative Baltimore High-Fives that we special-ordered, along with everything you see here:

Two special things to note:

1.) If you were hoping to buy a Sheldon Original Art at the special convention price of $25-off, PLEASE E-MAIL ME with the specific one you want, to make sure I bring that one along.

2.) Also! We have 15 of the Artist Decision Tree posters left over from San Diego Comic-Con…so I’ll be bringing those along as well. Snag yours early!


Tagline Contest Finalists!

Mere DAYS after we started our tagline contest, we’re now ready to proceed to the Finalist Round. I’ve narrowed down our 300+ entries to 15 Finalists. But before I pick the winner and send them their Sheldon Original Art, I wanted to put it up for public comment and see which one(s) you guys were leaning towards. So cast your vote, below! And a huge thank you to all who participated. I hope you had fun coming up with taglines!

(And if you want to re-read ALL of the entries, you can go here.)


Three Updates on the Manatee Shirt

1.) The Manatee Shirts will be shipping out on Tuesday/Wednesday. Huzzah! All orders which had contained a Manatee shirt will be going out then.

2.) Due to some shortages on American Apparel’s larges and mediums, we had to change the color of the shirt from “Heather Black” to “Black”. Here’s the revised color:

…If anyone had purchased the shirt specifically for the Heather Black look, and would like to change/cancel your order let me know. We’ll happily fix what needs fixin’! 🙂

3.) Because we switched to true-Black as a color, I’m happy to say we can now also offer 3XLs! So, for everyone who had asked for a larger size, here you go!


Check this puppy out!

For you PvP fans out there, I wanted to share an image of Scott’s new resin-cast of Scratch Fury:

It’s available now over at the PvP Store!

ON A RELATED NOTE: I totally want to do one of these of Arthur or Flaco…or maybe Flaco/Arthur/Oso in cowboy mode. But the trick for me is getting the characters *juuuuust right* in full 3-D. If a Sheldonista out there is really good at 3-D renders, drop me a line!