Terrible People - Sheldon® Comic Strip

PANEL 1: Black text on a tan background.
TEXT: DOGS MAKE TERRIBLE “PEOPLE” …They just can’t pull it off

PANEL 2: A judge in a black robe leans on his shoulder, furrowing his brow at a dog in the witness box. The dog is a thin white dog with grey-brown spots. His tail wags wildly behind him.
NARRATION: IN COURT
DOG: No, your honor. I never saw the stolen millions.

PANEL 3: A man in a toga and an olive branch head piece stands facing away from the viewer, holding a knife. A man with bushy grey eyebrows also wearing a toga holds a knife as a black chunky dog wearing an olive branch head piece holds his arms dramatically out, but his tail wags wildly behind him. A third man’s hand holding a knife cuts in from the side.
NARRATION: IN THEATRE
DOG: Et Tu, Brute?

PANEL 4: A blonde woman with a purple headband sits at a table with a while table cloth and vase of daisies. Sitting across from her is a brown Labrador, whose tail is wagging wildly behind him.
NARRATION: IN DATING
DOG: The waitress was flirting with me? No, I didn’t even notice.

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