Anatomy of a Werewolf - Sheldon® Comic Strip

TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Werewolf

DESCRIPTION: A silver colored wolf-man stands on his back wolf legs, human-oid arms with talons stretched out in agony. His bare human-oid chest has white hair stretching down from his neck. His wolf head roars, mouth open and eyes wide. Dark grey coloring stretches from his nose, down his back and on to his tail, that’s finished in white. His legs and hands are white fur. He stands on a rocky ground.

JOKES:
- You become a werewolf when ANOTHER werewolf bites you. Then YOU bite and make ANOTHER werewolf… …it’s like multi-level marketing, but less skeevy.
- His overall aesthetic is “Muppet that has SEEN some things.”
- He moves like an unbalanced washing machine.
- And smells like bowling alley carpeting.
- (points at neck) “Collar I.D.”
- (points to head) The perfect snout to get that last Pringle.
- (points to head) His teeth are arranged with all the precision of a medieval village built wihtout permits.
- He only shows up once a month. …but that’s still better than Congress. ZING!
- That God he got the Levis with the lycra.
- (points at tail) He still “Marks his Territory”, but ever since he turned fifty, it just takes longer and longer.

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