Anatomy of a Unicorn - Sheldon® Comic Strip

TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Unicorn

DESCRIPTION: A purple dappled horse with flowing purple-to-blue main and tail looks out with a slightly empty-brain look. She has a purple-to-green spiral horn sticking out of her forehead. Her legs fade to a darker purple and end in purple feathering. She walks on a sparkling green grass, and is surrounded by pink sparkles.

JOKES:
- Imagine going through life, asking at every meal, “COULD IKEBAB THIS?”
- Teeth are perfectly straight. (Because magic is the ultimate orthodontist.)
- Her muscles are purely decorative…and disintegrate upon any actual labor.
- 90% of her waking hours are spent prancing.
- (pointing to her horn) Enclosed bounce houses are a nightmare.
- Her mane has more volume than all the hair-metal bands of 1989.
- That ain’t sparkly magic. That’s crippling dandruff.
- Has a highly curated playlist for walking slowly through backlit mist.
- Thinks horses are “total uggos”

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