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Check it out: Dave’s Favorite from *THIS DAY* in the Archives!

November 7, 2025
PANEL 1: DAVE, the cartoonist with greying hair and glasses, clenches his fists nervously TEXT: When you become a dad, you try to put it off for as long as possible. PANEL 2: DAVE stands, arms stiff. A red light starts to reflect on his back. TEXT: You try to stay “cool”. You try to stay relevant. PANEL 3: Next to DAVE, a woman hands him a red glowing box. TEXT: But eventually they come for us all. DAVE: Oh. Is it time? WOMAN: it’s time, sir. PANEL 4: DAVE clutches white sneakers and looks in the void. TEXT: White new balance shoes sold only at costco: THEY COME FOR US ALL. Text in a yellow box below the panel: Next up: braided belts, then the sweet embrace of death. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller