Anatomy of a Chupacabra - Sheldon® Comic Strip

TITLE Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Chupacabra

Description: A four-legged creature with brown skin the fades to light back legs with dark stripes. His bat-like face has bulging eyes, small teeth protruding from his cringing mouth, and pointing ears hald back on his head. His shoulder blades and hip bones poke out, spikes along his back and tail stick out. He holds one hand up and stands on a sandy, pebble ground.

Jokes:
- First sighted in Puerto Rico in 1995! (Mainly because that’s when the island’s wi-fi finally got strong enough to upload blurry photos.)
- Genetic makeup: 30% Feral Dog, 20% Gargoyle, 50% expired gas station beef jerky
- His teeth are arranged like a junk drawer: nothing matches, and everything is sharp.
- His skin is “sun kissed”. If the sun was a blowtorch.
- These shoulder blades could double as bottle openers.
- The posture of a pro-gamer who’s never seen a chair with lumbar support.
- His “blue-sih glow” isn’t bioluminescence: it’s a recently consumed double-tall Jamba Juice.
- He gives off the energy of a guy who owns four different leather jackets, but no shirts.

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