Anatomy of a Sasquatch - Sheldon® Comic Strip

TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Sasquatch

DESCRIPTION: An ape-like man stands in the classic Big-Foot stance, mid-walk. His arms and legs and shoulders are covered in fur, his hands, feet, biceps and chest are flesh. Behind him is a forest of trees.

JOKES:
- He’s the ultimate American cryptid!
- (pointing to the previous joke) …with the posture of a middle-aged dad trying to find his glasses.
- He’s super strong! He can bench 150! (An F-150)
- Fur has the texture of shag carpeting that’s been left in a damp basement since 1974.
- Knuckles for DAYYYYYS.
- His build is the perfect blend of “powerlifter” and “dude powering through a few sleeves of oreos.”
- Don’t think of it as “Hairy Shoulders,” think of it as “Natural Rain Poncho”
- He was made. famous by a 1967 filmstrip of what is clearly a dude-in-a-Gorilla-Suit.
- (pointing to previous joke) (Someone ran the film through modern film stabilization software. It is HILARIOUS how much its a dude in a suit.)
- His calf muscles look like four angry raccoons fighting over a corndog.

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