Anatomy of the Ohio Grassman - Sheldon® Comic Strip

TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of the Ohio Grassman

DESCRIPTION: A red-haired man stands in a plot of grass looking uncertain. He is covered with orange-red hair - hairy legs, hairy arms, hairy chest, hair on his torso covering everything that needs to be covered. The skin we can see is light and freckled.

JOKES:
- A legendarily hairy Ohio cryptid known for weaving grass nests.
- “Legendarily hairy” is just a polite way of saying “offensive line for Ohio State”
- This is what happens when a Bigfoot gives up and MOVES TO AKRON.
- As a ginger cryptid, he’s got that specific “Ed Sheeran if he lived in a field” energy.
- If you could magically bring cheap light beer to life, you’d have the Ohio Grassman.
- But his overall vibe is less “Monster” and more “Dad who needs a nap”
- I mean, come on: Just look at him! This is the type of dude who thinks “Gravy” is a beverage.
- But he’s also midwest-nice, which means that he says “Ope, just gonna scootch past ya there” while trampling you.

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