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![PANEL 1: A thin man with long, straight bleach-blond hair, wearing amber-hued 70’s glasses, a white collared shirt with a green tie, looks excited as he holds his hands up.
MAN: Hello! I’m the guy in charge of Costco variety packs. Here to assure you that every variety pack will have all the flavors you love, plus SIX OF THE GROSSEST FLAVORS EVER.
PANEL 2: Close up on the same man as he holds up a soda can. On the can reads “Yak Infused”.
MAN: Want sparkling water? …Comes with six watermelon, six cherry, and six with yak spit. Yum!
PANEL 3: The same man now holds up a yogurt cup with a bright purple top.
MAN: Want yogurt cups? You get six strawberry, six rasperry, and six Transvylanian dung-berry. [with music notes surrounding] Deee-lish.
PANEL 4: Zoom out to see the same man still holding the yogurt cup, very excited. ARTHUR, a yellow duck, peaks in the frame, eyes wide in horror.
ARTHUR: Could I get some without the dung?
MAN: SURE CAN’T! That’s how we pass the savings on to you!
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