Mustache Brush - Sheldon® Comic Strip

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older man with a grey mustache, stands in his bathroom, holding up a comb. ARTHUR, a yellow duck, stands looking up at him.
GRAMP: LOOK! I finally treated myself to a mustache brush!
ARTHUR: …is the saddest sentence in the English language.

PANEL 2: GRAMP combs his mustache carefully.
GRAMP: A man with a tidy mustache is a man with a tidy HEART.

PANEL 3: GRAMP stands straight, looking proud, hands on his hips.
GRAMP: His mustache, like him, is prepared. It’s ready. It can take on the world.

PANEL 4: GRAMP holds his arms out victoriously, eyes wide. ARTHUR stands next to him, looking up, not impressed at all.
ARTHUR: And the only thing that can stop you is a low-foam latte.
GRAMP: DEAR GOD, I FEEL ALIVE.

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